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I just read my Laffy Taffy wrapper to find “which garden has the most vegetables? flash garden.”
I had no fucking idea what this meant, so I googled “Flash Garden” and discovered that this joke cost the “deputy executive director of Wonka Laffy Taffy wrapper humor management” their job in 2007 because it was a reference to the 1950’s TV show Flash Gorden and how all of it’s viewers are now “vegetables.”


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you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”


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Becka: Isn't this pretty? *holds up paper towel with a tie-dye-ish design on it because we used to with while we were dying easter eggs*

Me: It iS! But you know what's prettier?

Becka: What?

Me: My face.

Becka: You know whats even prettier?

Me: What?

Becka: ~MY~ face.


Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.

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