Why do I get the feeling that someone is trying to send me sex tips over my school email???

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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God fucking damnit Becky. Why did you have to invite them to the Supernatural convention. 

This is such a filler but it’s perfect oh my fucking god I can’t with this.

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

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So I just looked at how much my paycheck was and how did I make that much money???????
What?????

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some cool facts that not many people know

rabioheab:

• every U.S. president was really just one guy in many different disguises
• the sun is flat
• when played bacwards and sped up the audio from “bee movie” is the words to an ancient hunting chant
• birds are not real they are government spy robots
• the letter “K” does not exist 

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