shouldnt:

my anaconda will settle for a solid 6

On one hand, I’m exhausted.
On the other, I’m not tired.

"When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age."

don’t be soft, let the world know you exist // 5-26-14 // 9:01AM   (via paradoxdepriety)
stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

In other “my women’s studies is a waste of time and energy” news:

  • Class started with one girl asking “can we scrap the study guide review today and just talk about how horrible men are?” (Luckily prof said “No! I love men. I love my son very much.” I mean… there are so many other reasons why that is a terrible idea, but at least she shot it down.)
  • The most vocal girls had to stereotype women on the “why do girls go for ‘bad-boys’ and not ‘nice guys’” issue.
  • They spent too much time speaking over the professor and adamantly describing how they wanted to do their future wedding one day.

Besides being sick of my prof’s use of class-time, my fellow classmates are all apparently sexist jerks all around and I’m definitely not going to class on Thursday.

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

flusschen:

meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born

flusschen:

meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born

slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?