God fucking damnit Becky. Why did you have to invite them to the Supernatural convention. This is such a filler but it’s perfect oh my fucking god I can’t with this.
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
So I just looked at how much my paycheck was and how did I make that much money??????? What?????
some cool facts that not many people know
rabioheab: every U.S. president was really just one guy in many different disguises the sun is flat when played bacwards and sped up the audio from “bee movie” is the words to an ancient hunting chant birds are not real they are government spy robots the letter “K” does not exist
youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
weirdalfan: i think it’s really weird how makeup companies only market towards women because there is a GIANT demographic out there that they are just not marketing towards they could potentially DOUBLE their profits if they marketed towards men but they don’t. in a capitalist society, what kind of company decides “no. they can keep their money” without some ulterior motive.. it just seems...
irresistible-revolution: cakespeare: FISTBUMPS TO EVERYONE WHO INITIALLY SPITE-STANNED ELEMENTARY. A+ return on investment y’all, crack open a cold one with me.
dottily: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
thickbrowsensei: misskenzierain: thickbrowsensei: Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra you misspelled season three of sherlock you misspelled my foot in your ass
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
how to pay bills
itsvondell: get bill ?????????? i have to pay the?? money get th money >???? where do i put it
Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Okay that ending of Elementary made me fall over from the cute.
Fuck off Moriarty you wore your hair like that because that’s how you frequently styled it when you were with Sherlock. If you think that’s going to help convince him to go with you, don’t think he won’t catch that.
elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw Cons: absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
Tonight is the season finale of Elementary and I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT BUT I AM JUST REALLY AFRAID???
caitlynsfeels: theanti90smovement: i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal basically the young adult section of any bookstore
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.