May 2013
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God fucking damnit Becky. Why did you have to invite them to the Supernatural convention.
This is such a filler but it’s perfect oh my fucking god I can’t with this.
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
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So I just looked at how much my paycheck was and how did I make that much money??????? What?????
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some cool facts that not many people know
rabioheab:
every U.S. president was really just one guy in many different disguises
the sun is flat
when played bacwards and sped up the audio from “bee movie” is the words to an ancient hunting chant
birds are not real they are government spy robots
the letter “K” does not exist
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youngstero:
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
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LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
weirdalfan:
i think it’s really weird how makeup companies only market towards women
because there is a GIANT demographic out there that they are just not marketing towards
they could potentially DOUBLE their profits if they marketed towards men
but they don’t.
in a capitalist society, what kind of company decides “no. they can keep their money” without some ulterior motive..
it just seems...
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irresistible-revolution:
cakespeare:
FISTBUMPS TO EVERYONE WHO INITIALLY SPITE-STANNED ELEMENTARY. A+ return on investment y’all, crack open a cold one with me.
dottily:
fluffy—heretic:
shmegel:
yes but how old is the sport
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tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
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”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
thickbrowsensei:
misskenzierain:
thickbrowsensei:
Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra
you misspelled season three of sherlock
you misspelled my foot in your ass
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therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
how to pay bills
itsvondell:
get bill
??????????
i have to pay the?? money
get th money
>???? where do i put it
“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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Okay that ending of Elementary made me fall over from the cute.
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Fuck off Moriarty you wore your hair like that because that’s how you frequently styled it when you were with Sherlock.
If you think that’s going to help convince him to go with you, don’t think he won’t catch that.
elsenliberator:
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
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Tonight is the season finale of Elementary and I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT BUT I AM JUST REALLY AFRAID???
caitlynsfeels:
theanti90smovement:
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
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