When they say hey to you, be awkward:
When they ask you a question, begin on a rant to end all previous explanations:
Be an insufferable know it all at all times:
Never, ever stop talking:
Be annoying. Really, really annoying:
When they ask something personal, act like an angst filled possible schizophrenic:
Give them the bitchface whenever they come within 10 feet of you.
Make fun of them:
When they give you something, drop it:
Pretend they dont exist. Until they tackle you at least:
Act like a rude drug addict:
Hit yourself when you make a mistake:
If all else fails, lock yourself inside the house:
Wait a second…. I think there’s something wrong with this plan… nobody is ever going to leave you the fuck alone if you’re as amazing as Spencer Reid… oops.
Story of my life.
Ok, no more goofy movie spam. Sorry guys.
How about instead of this “honesty” crap I just make it entertaining as ever.
It didn’t even make sense.
I forgot what didn’t make sense, but something was not right, I promise.
DOGS ARE STUPID I WANT A CAT
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a reason to interact. They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking. Don’t worry about being polite.
Myth #3 – Introverts are rude.
Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating around the bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in, which they find exhausting.
Myth #4 – Introverts don’t like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned their respect as being a person of substance, you’re in.
Myth #5 – Introverts don’t like to go out in public.
Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the complications that are involved in public activities. They take in data and experiences very quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home, recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is absolutely crucial for Introverts.
Myth #6 – Introverts always want to be alone.
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with. They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.
Myth #7 – Introverts are weird.
Introverts are often individualists. They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.
Myth #8 – Introverts are aloof nerds.
Introverts are people who primarily look inward, paying close attention to their thoughts and emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of paying attention to what is going on around them, it’s just that their inner world is much more stimulating and rewarding to them.
Myth #9 – Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways. Just look it up.
Myth #10 – Introverts can fix themselves and become Extroverts.
A world without Introverts would be a world with few scientists, musicians, artists, poets, filmmakers, doctors, mathematicians, writers, and philosophers. That being said, there are still plenty of techniques an Extrovert can learn in order to interact with Introverts. (Yes, I reversed these two terms on purpose to show you how biased our society is.) Introverts cannot “fix themselves” and deserve respect for their natural temperament and contributions to the human race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed that the percentage of Introverts increases with IQ.
I keep freaking out and putting the book down because I just want Lillith to die.
AHAHAHA OMG THANK YOU
and I would do that >_>
Not even gonna change it because I actually think it is more hilarious than embarrassing at the moment.
No actually, I think I will change it but leave the message up as proof that I am an idiot.
I really wish people would just stay out of my room.
- Me: ARGHHHHASFIHSWEFG
- Dave: What?
- Me: I can't stand being this bored anymore!
- Dave: Go read something.
- Me: Seriously? I can't even go get the book I want! Because you guys don't have money for me after babysitting your daughter for the entire weekend and I am still stuck watching her so you can SLEEP.
- Dave: Waaah. Are you gonna go cry now?
Chum is fum.
- sunglasses with my prescription so I can see when I see.
- video camera
- new phone
- a new swimsuit
- forever lazy
- I want to go to Disney World, but every time I go to look at the prices they just anger me with their jerkness.
I just got home after babysitting my sister for the past three days at my grandparents house where we sat around doing NOTHING AT ALL.
As I walk up to my parents to ask them if I can go see Chris, they ask me to watch Becka because they are tired of gambling all weekend and need to rest.
FUCK I DON’T REMEMBER SIGNING UP TO BE A PARENT WHAT IS THIS SHIT
…do you want an award?
You obviously don’t care about grammar either, which a sin here on Tumblr.