I was golfing today and this guy came up to me and I told him that you were my...– my brother talking to my cousin
All those bitches up in club penguin love me...
The keep asking me where I got my stuff, and I’m like “I’m awesome, that’s how.”
This movie on cartoon network is about surfing...
Girl penguin: can I tell you something personal?
Guy penguin: seeing as we are in the shower together... sure.
loudmotion asked: Remember how you were so friendless you had to write messages in your own ask box, and then when the little (1) showed up you got all excited only for you to discover you wrote the message yourself and you are still a total losah?
xjazzhandsx: I need to buy some edible glitter.
The awkward moment when someone wears more makeup...
curse missed opportunities