takeagaycation: loudmotion: takeagaycation: loudmotion: someone wake me up when these fucking green day jokes come to an end well lucky for you that’s tonight I have a feeling tumblr is going to drag it one well past its worth for at least another day or two though… like they do with everything. idk its always funny at first but then it just gets annoying but I wouldn’t be bothered...
takeagaycation: loudmotion: someone wake me up when these fucking green day jokes come to an end well lucky for you that’s tonight I have a feeling tumblr is going to drag it one well past its worth for at least another day or two though… like they do with everything.
someone wake me up when these fucking green day jokes come to an end
thatssorapist: white people
Get first text in days: someone trying to sell you car insurance. -.- You think I have anywhere to drive to? You think I even have a fucking car? NO.
I honestly think my family does not want me here anymore. Thanks for convincing me to go to community college and live at home instead of doing what I wanted to do. I really appreciate you persuading me into staying home and then basically give me the “we don’t want you in this house anymore” vibe once I agree. It feels really fucking awesome guys, really fucking awesome.
Awkward boy in Spanish class likes to talk about shit I don’t really care about: Brewers. Baseball. U2. Other bands I don’t really listen to. How he impressed the teacher for the 45th time this week. He also loves to talk about himself: I got all of my homework done like a boss. I did all of my vocabulary like a boss. More phrases ending in “like a boss.” I am...
Well, Emily was buried 6 ft under and wound up in Paris. So, I guess anything’s...– Spencer Reid. The master of saying fuck you without really saying it (via sarahmonster213)
My stepdad has work lined up in Miami this October. ^_^ PARTY
mikeythemethmatician: I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.
Smoking is a waste of money. It leads to cancer. And I am fucking allergic to that shit. This better not become a habit.
ericwhoreman: slytherin, gryffindor, hufflepuff, ravenclaw?? no.. reblog if the only house you belong to is the WHITEHOUSE <3 god bless America <3
j0hn-lenn0n: only 200 followers till 100! :3 don’t follow him. HE WILL RUIN YOUR LIIIIFE
My friends want me to hang out with them. But they want to go out to eat… and I am trying to save money. But then they offer to pay for me. Argh I feel awful because they want me to go, but by “save money” I mean I have no money… I don’t even eat lunch at school because of this issue, but I also feel terrible when they buy me food. -.- sdfkjasbdakdsjbgkdfbg
We just got a new furnace But because it is going to smoke, we have to open all of the windows. So I now have a furnace, yet it is 57°F in my room right now.
throughfoureyes: How do you say “I’m really glad you’re so excited about the wedding you’re planning, and I’m honored you want me to be your Maid of Honor because damn straight bitch I better be, but I don’t approve of the marriage because I don’t think the relationship you have with the boy you want to marry is a healthy one,” to your sister without causing too much drama? Sing it in a song?...