May 2012
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odair:
thebogonoslo:
odair:
there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’
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radiobread2:
I’m depressed and want to die because I’m a girl in high school who got dumped and trust me he was the love of my life and I know about love because I’ve watched the movie The Vow and I listen to The Script. I know you don’t understand that I will blog gifs of depressing movie quotes to get over the pain of my heart break but I’m complicated to understand because no ones ever been...
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funkies:
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT
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Ginger won’t tell me his middle name, so this texting conversation we are having right now consists of me being too depressed to come to the phone, so my dog is texting him for me. Every text is starting and ending with “bark” and I am going to keep this up until he cracks and tells me what his middle name is. I don’t care how many times he tries to change the conversation,...
April 2012
Anonymous asked: 13, 1, 5 :)
hypotheticalisms asked: 8, 14, 20
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Super Important Askbox Questions Game
hypotheticalisms:
You probably know how this game works by now. Here’s twenty questions. Give me the numbers of the ones you want to ask, and I’ll answer them for you.
How do you feel about hats?
Do you have any strange talents?
Do you have any pets? Tell me about them.
Are any of them your pets, or are they the family’s pets?
What’s your favorite juice?
Are you afraid of anything? What?
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I think one of the best moments of my life was today when my friends and I were alone at someone’s house, and one of them goes. “let me explain…” pauses, and then continues with, “Well, we were having sex,” loudly, and at the same moment we hear the door to the garage close. And the parent (not of the person talking) walks in and goes, “too much information,...
Today is Hairstyle Appreciation Day. I must let Noen and Shariq know how much I enjoy their hairstyles.
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It’s a school night and I’m just getting home now, at 1:30 in the morning. Fuuuuuuck. I’m so screwed for tomorrow.
hoganlenderson:
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it
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favoritepanties:
you know this song.
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groovymuttations:
you can complain about your love life all you want but just remember Sokka’s girlfriend turned into a goddamn celestial body
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The Best Story Book EVER
frabarz:
weas-delafafi:
hueón, porfavor explíquenme este libro ._., no lo entiendo
^ A LA HOGUERA.
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About that speech in my Spanish class tomorrow…
I went and dug through my binder for Spanish in high school, and I found my outline on what I gave for my speech on the same topic last year. I AM SAFE YES.
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[[MORE]]I don’t think thee is anything that bothers me more than the thought that it’s a girl’s “nature” to be constantly jealous and question everything a guy does. Using gender as an excuse for being possessive and clingy is complete bullshit, and I’m sick of seeing those posts on my dash about how boyfriends need to reassure their girlfriend every day how...
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Watchronniemanzini:
Little Mason having fun in the water! HILARIOUS!
My little sister just walked from one side of the house to the other—passing many other garbage cans— just to throw her candybar wrapper away in the garbage can in our room. Jut because she wanted to flaunt that she gets chocolate and I don’t.
What a little bitch.
