June 2012
I wouldn't be surprised if this happens in the...
(Korra goes to General Iroh's ship to meet him)
General Iroh: It's an honor to meet you Avatar Korra. I am General Iroh, son of Firelord Ursa.
Korra: Ursa...that was the name of former Firelord Zuko's mother also, wasn't it? What ever happened to her?
General Iroh: Ah! It is a truly amazing tale, Avatar Korra. You see, my grandfather Zu-
*SHIP GETS BOMBED BY EQUALIST PLANES*
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One time my parents took my phone away for a week or two but I didn’t really give a shit. Then when I got my phone back I basically just kept forgetting it in my room every time I left so they couldn’t ever contact me when I went out.
They never used taking my phone away as a punishment ever again because they realized how much that screwed them over.
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hypotheticalisms:
Sometimes when I see someone’s random but great text post that has a million notes I whisper ”I am so sorry. So, so sorry.” as I click reblog.
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ugh Carolyn and I were going to play tennis today but we couldn’t get into my boyfriends house to borrow his tennis stuff and then we just went to her house and decided that we wanted to take up glittering as a hobby so we bought $30 worth of glitter instead.
thetumblrofdoriangray:
date a girl who breathes. date a girl who breathes because she breathes with intensity and vitality, and every breath she takes pumps oxygen from the air and converts it to carbon dioxide. date a girl who breathes because every breath she takes helps plants live and contributes to the circle of life. lie next to her and watch her chest rise up and down. marvel at her...
Okay I opened the shade for that window specifically so I could see out of it so thanks for sitting right in front of it you careless oaf.
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anothergirlwithauke:
Does anybody else ever go to plug their phone in, not quite get it in one go, and then worry that Sherlock will think that they’re an alcoholic?
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Speaking of this whole innocent mind of a child not knowing how pregnancy works thing.
Have I mentioned that as a kid I thought that a couple had to be married before it was even physically possible to have kids? Ugh I also thought men were just obsessed with boobs… I didn’t know there was anything going on down there because I thought that was just used to pee.
lol okay I’ll shut up...
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Maybe I shouldn’t have told my sister that Zoey 101 was canceled because she got pregnant because this is a discussion that I can’t figure out how to get out of.
WAIT WHAT aaaaaaaaaaaaawh. She thinks you get pregnant from kissing. how innocent and adorable her little mind is.
tltty:
i love pie charts minus the charts
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boyfriend: I'm watching scary movie 4
me: I'm watching some ginger guy through a window as he watches scary movie 4
…I just saw my foot move but I didn’t feel it move. Like I can normally feel it twitch or move but this time I SAW IT MOVE BUT AS FAR AS I FELT IT WAS COMPLETELY STILL should I be worried or?
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