"Whore" Appreciation

It’s really annoying that I’m not allowed to sleep over at my boyfriends house. He lives...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:57:00 -0500

It’s really annoying that I’m not allowed to sleep over at my boyfriends house. He lives a block away so I can “always make it home.”

Like my parents and his parents know what’s going on when we’re alone, and as long as they aren’t becoming grandparents, they don’t care. But as soon as we fall asleep cuddling and wake up in the same bed on a different day there is a huuuuuuge problem?????

I don’t get it????????

All of my professors: I should have the grades up by Monday. LIES. YOU LIE LIE LIE.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:43:35 -0500

All of my professors: I should have the grades up by Monday.

LIES. YOU LIE LIE LIE.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:40:19 -0500

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:38:30 -0500

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:47:29 -0500

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

shinelikecyanide: THAT’S THE CUTEST THING EVER.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:16:41 -0500

shinelikecyanide:

THAT’S THE CUTEST THING EVER.

cokekitty: OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:05:55 -0500

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.

I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

muriel-fedder: walkers-and-mutts: OMG, look at this Jennifer...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:54:56 -0500

muriel-fedder:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

WHAT THE FUCk

sherlocks-shenanigans: krwebb: ** CAUTION...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:27:33 -0500

sherlocks-shenanigans:

krwebb:

** CAUTION **

midwestdogblog:

Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.

Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,

This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.

Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”

*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp

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Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.

Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.

**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**

:( :( :(

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:44:00 -0500

dietchola: what a great recovery

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:09 -0500

dietchola:

what a great recovery

fuckyeahgirlcrush: In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:05:35 -0500

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:02:19 -0500

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:48:42 -0500

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:44:07 -0500

"We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid...."

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:42:33 -0500

“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.”

- Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com

(via crocbonker)

Yes.

(via artfulartsyamy)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:34:29 -0500

ikilledalaska: how can you not idolize lucy liu like just damn

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:33:04 -0500

ikilledalaska:

how can you not idolize lucy liu like just damn

I should have studied harder for astronomy my grade was based purely on the exams and it’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:44:29 -0500

I should have studied harder for astronomy my grade was based purely on the exams and it’s going to bring my gpa down uuuuuuugh.

iheartfrenchi: petition for you to not

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:22:20 -0500

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not