(via the-blind-banditt)
My hippo broke off my keychain so I’m going to spay paint him gold and attach him to a chain to wear as a necklace.
wow once upon a time I thought the lyrics to milkshake were “I would teach you, but I have to jog.”
Some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
(via procrastinatingastronaut)